
Last week, I opened a saving account at E*Trade Bank to earn a $25 sign-up bonus.
The minimum amount to open an account was just $1, and after 30 days, I will receive the bonus.
Tonight, I was setting up the new account in Quicken, and I wanted to set up the automatic update to the account. First, I tried to log into the account at the E*Trade Bank website, but I realized I didn’t know my login information. Apparently, I had failed to record the ID and password in my password management program when I set up the account. Having been unsuccessful in my attempt to have the website email my ID to me, I had to call them for help.
Granted, it was Sunday evening, but customer service was working. That seemed good, but the problem was there weren’t enough agents to handle the call volume. The automated service was unable to recognize my account number or Social Security Number, so I had to wait for a live person. A recorded voice informed me that the wait time was around 20 minutes. I pressed the speakerphone button and set the handset down, and then I found another task to work on as I listened to the hold music.
When a man finally answered, I went through the process of reciting my personal information to prove my identity. I explained my problem to him, but he said he was on the brokerage side. He told me my account didn’t have a login ID associated with it. I guess that was why I didn’t know it. He was unable to set up my account, and there was no option online to do it. I needed to speak to someone on the banking side. They could set up my account for me. He suggested that I call back again tomorrow when the wait would not be so long, but I wanted to just resolve the issue now, so I agreed to wait for banking customer support.
Again I turned on the speaker phone and waited another twenty minutes for the next customer service agent. After proving my identity and explaining my problem to him I was a little upset to learn that he was also on the brokerage side, and he couldn’t help me.
So having failed on the second attempt, I accepted that I will have to call back tomorrow. In the usual fashion, when the customer service agent had not helped me, he read from his script. “Is there anything else I can help you with?”
What had originally seemed like a great return on a $1.00 investment was beginning to look like a lot of work for a mere $25. I think I’ll be reluctant next time to try to pluck a sign-up bonus of this value. At the moment, it hardly seems worth the effort.